Wednesday, June 10, 2009
dear shopper - -
Please don't come into the shop and dig your gross hands all over every record in the store and then saunter up to me and say:
I hear vinyl's making a comeback.
If it were making such a comeback, why don't you buy a record or 2 to show me instead of moroning around?
I hear vinyl's making a comeback.
If it were making such a comeback, why don't you buy a record or 2 to show me instead of moroning around?
Labels: customers
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
c'mon, people, really?
thanks to the 4-8 blissfully ignorant e-mails I got at work today that have driven me to candy.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
fun with customers #0023664
I pick up the phone:
'Vintage Vinyl'
"yeah, I just got your e-mail list and want some records"
'cool, what would you like?'
"well, I'm at work...::pause::(lower) I want the 2 p-galore records"
'what?'
"(whispers)pussy galore"
'oh, OK'
'Vintage Vinyl'
"yeah, I just got your e-mail list and want some records"
'cool, what would you like?'
"well, I'm at work...::pause::(lower) I want the 2 p-galore records"
'what?'
"(whispers)pussy galore"
'oh, OK'
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
I have a way with words.
So Steve's blasting a Peggy Lee record and I yell out:
Who is this enchanting chantenoose?
Who is this enchanting chantenoose?
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Thoughts on crazy letter...
I see the "apparition", do you?
I also know exactly what happened to create it.
I also know exactly what happened to create it.
Labels: conspiracy, customers
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
mischief abound
I installed an Airport Express network at work to get us some wireless connectivity.
I also named the network after the business next door. That's sure to cause some havok.
I also named the network after the business next door. That's sure to cause some havok.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
The Crazy Letter
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Oh Prell...
So there's this Japanese guy in the store this afternoon and he buys some records. Steve later says it was a "Peter moment" when he saw that one of the records he purchased was by Pamela Polland.
I haven't forgotten that letter I have to scan in, I just have to drag out the scanner, no worries to those that've re-requested it.
I haven't forgotten that letter I have to scan in, I just have to drag out the scanner, no worries to those that've re-requested it.
Labels: customers
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Mumblers of the world unite.
So, I'm in the baement of the store, watching an "interesting customer", the kind that smells bad, pigs through the records, and my favorite:
talks to himself
I don't care that he "used to have that", is "interested in that record, but not for $40 interested".
talks to himself
I don't care that he "used to have that", is "interested in that record, but not for $40 interested".
Labels: customers
