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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Whoops wrong number!
"mashup-mashup"
::doesn't recognize #::
Me: "Hello" (in idiotic tone)
woman:is this City of Chicago?
me:who is this?
woman:is this City of Chicago?
me:who is this?
woman:is this City of Chicago?
me:who is this? what do you want???
woman: is this electrical department permits?
me:what do you want? why are you calling me?
woman:(agitated) I wanted to know how much an electrical permit was? Is this City Of Chicago?
me:I'll need some sort of kickback, maybe $200?
woman:is this City of Chicago?
me:ok $175. no wait $250?
woman: who is this? I want to talk to a manager.
me:I'm a manager.
woman:what is your name?
me:mark (aka the name of the guy she wanted to talk to before she mis-dialed me).
woman: who is your supervisor? why you actin' a fool?
me:(yelling) forget you! I don't want your money at all! leave me alone and don't call me no more!
I hang up.

# posted by Eft : 4:17 PM

Monday, August 14, 2006

Sorry to keep going on about my weight loss, but it is a big issue in my life right now.
Speaking of which, Saturday's bike ride was awesome. I forgot how much I liked my Dahon bike.
Also, Friday night I got on a different scale in just shorts and a t-shirt, and realized that with shoes and my pokets, I am 8lbs heavier than without. That's alotta crap in pockets.

# posted by Eft : 12:25 PM

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