Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Nothing more depressing than a resume.
Last night I started to update my resume. My whole life's work shortened down to 2 sheets of paper. It's not like you go to your resume with a happy mindset. It's because you need to change something in your life, and it seems to be employment.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Pepsi World
No more! In an effort to better my life, I yet again have decided to cut out soda from my diet.
Sweet sugary, love of Pepsi.

::weeps silently in a corner::

Monday, July 25, 2005

Because to be truly evil, you must prey on the weak...
Today I have done a bad thing. Here's the story:
Last night around midnight, Teflon's cell phone rang. I glanced at the number, but didn't recognize it, so I let voicemail pick it up. Half an hour later, my cell phone rang from the same number. I'd left the phone in the bedroom, so it woke Teflon up, as I answered, a teenage girl kept saying "I love you". So, I said, "thanks for calling, don't call back" and hung up.
Being that I was awake already, I plugged the number into google and got the address, the map, the satillite photo, etc.
At 10AM this morning, I called the number. Apparantly, I woke my new friend up. I said let me talk to your mother. She replied that she wasn't home, and started asking who I was.
I said, "I want to talk to her about the prank calls to my cellphone last night at midnight."
Girl responds, "Well, you'll have to talk to the people that was here last night."
I said, "Well OK, I'm turning down street next to her street and am on the way to her address. I'll be there soon to talk about it."
Silence.
"Isn't that scary? Isn't that scary???", and then I hang up.

Do you think that number will produce prank phone calls again? I sure don't.

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