Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Blow Out's Jonathan blows the joke...
So my lovely wife, Teflon likes this Bravo show called "Blow Out" about a guy who has a Hollywood salon and it's one of those reality shows. It's kind of good, I like to listen as I play Halo incessantly and look up on occasion to see what's going on.
So, I'm listening as she was watching via the DVR and he starts telling one of my dad's favorite dirty jokes, but he totally flubbed it, but I was like "I can't beleive he was going to tell that joke".
A guy walks into a bar and see a donkey in the corner with a hat in front of him filled with $20 bills. He walks up to the bartender, orders a drink and says, "what's with that donkey over there?"
Bartender says, "well, you put $20 into the hat, and if you can make the donkey laugh, you get the money in the hat".
The guy finishes his drink, walks over, drops a $20 into the hat and whispers something in the donkey's ear.
Donkey just looses it, laughed his ass off (total pun intended) slappin' his hooves on his knees, rolling around laughing.
The guy takes the money out of the hat and leaves.
A few weeks later the same guy walks into the bar, sees the donkey there with hat filled with $20's. He orders his drink and says to the bartender, "same deal, with the donkey? Drop $20 into the hat and make him laugh?"
"No, this time you gotta make him cry", replied the bartender.
So, the guy walks over, drops a $20, he & the donkey go into the washroom, the donkey comes out crying his eyes out, just bawling.
The guy grabs the money and goes to leave.
The bartender stops him and says, "How'd you do it? I mean, last time you made him, laugh, thought it was a fluke, but this time he's crying??? What happened?"
"Well, last time I told that donkey I had a bigger penis than him, & this time I showed him", replied the guy.
So my lovely wife, Teflon likes this Bravo show called "Blow Out" about a guy who has a Hollywood salon and it's one of those reality shows. It's kind of good, I like to listen as I play Halo incessantly and look up on occasion to see what's going on.
So, I'm listening as she was watching via the DVR and he starts telling one of my dad's favorite dirty jokes, but he totally flubbed it, but I was like "I can't beleive he was going to tell that joke".
A guy walks into a bar and see a donkey in the corner with a hat in front of him filled with $20 bills. He walks up to the bartender, orders a drink and says, "what's with that donkey over there?"
Bartender says, "well, you put $20 into the hat, and if you can make the donkey laugh, you get the money in the hat".
The guy finishes his drink, walks over, drops a $20 into the hat and whispers something in the donkey's ear.
Donkey just looses it, laughed his ass off (total pun intended) slappin' his hooves on his knees, rolling around laughing.
The guy takes the money out of the hat and leaves.
A few weeks later the same guy walks into the bar, sees the donkey there with hat filled with $20's. He orders his drink and says to the bartender, "same deal, with the donkey? Drop $20 into the hat and make him laugh?"
"No, this time you gotta make him cry", replied the bartender.
So, the guy walks over, drops a $20, he & the donkey go into the washroom, the donkey comes out crying his eyes out, just bawling.
The guy grabs the money and goes to leave.
The bartender stops him and says, "How'd you do it? I mean, last time you made him, laugh, thought it was a fluke, but this time he's crying??? What happened?"
"Well, last time I told that donkey I had a bigger penis than him, & this time I showed him", replied the guy.
Monday, July 11, 2005
Someone in Las Vegas owes me a quarter.
